Lifeson begat this atrocity. Back in 1984, he contracted
the disease that now bears his name. Alex Lifeson's disease
afflicts the great guitarists. It shrinks their testicles
from the size of grapefruits down to BBs, or smaller. (Other
notable sufferers of Alex Lifeson's Disease include Eric Clapton,
Gary Moore, and Vivian Campbell). Mr. Lifeson went from wearing
long hair and clogs and playing in front of several Marshall
stacks, to wearing borderline flock-of-seagulls haircuts and
ballet slippers and playing in front of tiny solid state combos.
Guitarists:
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU! |
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He went from being a natural progression of Jimmy Page meets
Steve Hackett to Andy Summers meets the Edge. His last vestiges
of guitar hero-style lead guitar work were on 1983's Signals.
Since then, Lifeson became an accompanist. It's not like he
doesn't have chops anymore — he simply chooses not
to use them. That's the definition of ALD. If you see
Rush live doing old material, he can still cut ripping solos
on stuff like Freewill. He just chooses not to play
that way on new music. He's become a big pussy. My prescribed treatment
for ALD sufferers is call them a bunch of denigrating names
like "big pussy" in hopes that they'd snap out of it someday.
Unfortunately no one has yet.