Are You a Dinosaur?

Your geological time period started with Townshend and more or less ended around Yngwie. In between, your kind ruled the planet, then began to die off.

When other life forms evolved. You did not. You still feed on a steady diet that gives higher mammals indigestion: Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Thin Lizzy, Rainbow, Aerosmith, UFO, MSG, early Rush, Ozzy, AC/DC, Gary Moore (the "rocker," not the "bluesman"), a variety of pre-shred 80s metal. Dio warms your cold blood. Iron Maiden awakens your preditory instincts. You relish Accept like fresh brachiosaur meat.

Your world is now filled with more modern and less palatable menu choices. You don't partake. You are narrow-minded and primative. People don't want to hear your music in public places. You are feared and misunderstood at Jams because of your roar. Your volume is loud and your tone is about as "bluesy" as a T-Rex driving a steamroller. Heavy boots of led, fills his victims full of dread, running as fast as they can, Iron Man lives again.

You can't find many like yourself because we're nearly all extinct. There's only a handful of us left on each continent, although a small population still exists in Japan (mostly under Tokyo bay and on Monster Island) If this is you, you are a Dinosaur. Like me. Let's hear you roar!

Note: If only some of this applies to you, but you have more refined and modern tastes as well, you're probably only a Neanderthal or a Cro-Magnon--possibly a herbivore (i.e. Dinosaur food).

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